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Jersey girl too smart for her own good creates a tumblr world full of hilarity, abs, and food porn. Finds herself a lot funnier than she actually is. Has an affinity for Darren Criss and Harry Potter. Plays instruments. Plays sports. Does things. Complains about being a poor as fuck Engineering student. Complains about crappy weather. Complains about life. Always starving. Always sassy. Always making grammar errors. She doesn't care. She loves it.
8 minutes ago on April 23rd | J | 24,642 notes

screw you

screw you

screw you today

screw you tomorrow

screw you forever

47 minutes ago on April 23rd | J | 26,171 notes

meladoodle:

yogurtville:

meladoodle:

im getting a haircut today

Which one?

strand #1043 its getting longer than the rest

1 hour ago on April 23rd | J | 185,778 notes
findingsharon:

devildoll:



radiocakegeek

findingsharon:

devildoll:

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radiocakegeek
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phillies:

Chase Utley makes a heads up play to catch Yasiel Puig trying to score.

phillies:

Chase Utley makes a heads up play to catch Yasiel Puig trying to score.

14 hours ago on April 22nd | J | 38 notes
15 hours ago on April 22nd | J | 184,208 notes

theperksofbeinganerd16:

geekishchic:

nuuku:

turtle-ambulance:

fun fact: “nolo” is latin for “do not want” so if someone says yolo you can say nolo and they’ll think its just a stupid comeback but in all actuality you’re speaking latin which is classy as shit so haha the jokes on them

and it means “(you’re) embarrassing” in finnish so it’s double joke on them

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The more you nolo

18 hours ago on April 22nd | J | 390,598 notes

a special message for a very special someone

averypottermormon:

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hey

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you

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dont you dare think

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for even a second

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that nobody saw you

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when you decided this waS AN ACCEPTABLE WAY TO PARK YOUR VEHICLE BECAUSE I SAW IT OKAY I FUCKING SAW IT YOUR CRAPPY PARKING JOB IS ON GOOGLE MAPS IN FRONT OF THE ENTIRE WORLD

how did you find this

18 hours ago on April 22nd | J | 393,317 notes
andrejpejicjimmyvegafanfic:

i like teachers like this

andrejpejicjimmyvegafanfic:

i like teachers like this

19 hours ago on April 22nd | J | 46,345 notes
I want to make you feel so fucking happy that you forget every bit of sad in you
Nahilliam Truspear (via slutstatus)
20 hours ago on April 22nd | J | 42,925 notes

daniellecaliforniaa:

The primary teaching of every religion? Don’t be an asshole.

21 hours ago on April 22nd | J | 58,293 notes

fallontonight:

Freestylin with The Roots!

22 hours ago on April 22nd | J | 1,895 notes

tastefullyoffensive:

Disney Princess Avengers by ThinkingMakesItSo [via]

Previously: Disney Warrior Princesses

22 hours ago on April 22nd | J | 7,145 notes