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Jersey girl too smart for her own good creates a tumblr world full of hilarity, abs, and food porn. Finds herself a lot funnier than she actually is. Has an affinity for Darren Criss and Harry Potter. Plays instruments. Plays sports. Does things. Complains about being a poor as fuck Engineering student. Complains about crappy weather. Complains about life. Always starving. Always sassy. Always making grammar errors. She doesn't care. She loves it.

The difference between DC and Marvel

grootsdabae:

How DC ends their movies:

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How Marvel ends their movies:

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3 days ago on August 26th | J | 105,911 notes

pleatedjeans:

The Science Side of Tumblr (20 Pics)

3 days ago on August 26th | J | 6,251 notes
bitchiel:

justaddtommy:

i think we’re out of ink

have you tried turning it on and off again

bitchiel:

justaddtommy:

i think we’re out of ink

have you tried turning it on and off again

3 days ago on August 26th | J | 258,530 notes

billboard @darrencriss fills our lives with #glee by stopping for a photo on the #vma #redcarpet.

billboard @darrencriss fills our lives with #glee by stopping for a photo on the #vma #redcarpet.

5 days ago on August 25th | J | 2,364 notes
Tagged as: #darren criss 
5 days ago on August 25th | J | 174,377 notes
cosmictuesdays:

nadiacreek:

coelasquid:

deformutilated:

Fudge recipe on a headstone

I feel like I should make this just to be able to say a dead person taught me how to make it. Maybe I’ll do it for Halloween.

I desperately hope that she spent her entire life telling people that they could have her fudge recipe “over my dead body.”

That last comment is absolutely worth reblogging.

cosmictuesdays:

nadiacreek:

coelasquid:

deformutilated:

Fudge recipe on a headstone

I feel like I should make this just to be able to say a dead person taught me how to make it. Maybe I’ll do it for Halloween.

I desperately hope that she spent her entire life telling people that they could have her fudge recipe “over my dead body.”

That last comment is absolutely worth reblogging.

5 days ago on August 24th | J | 160,049 notes
how long do you think he was holding onto this gem?

how long do you think he was holding onto this gem?

6 days ago on August 23rd | J | 60,998 notes

hiccupofcoffee:

Guys

Guys

Have you ever noticed the ‘Love is an Open Door’ battle on YT where people sing the song from frozen??
Watch this

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but these guys where lip syncing so ppl got pissed and then 

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but it gets better

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much better

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1 week ago on August 21st | J | 191,507 notes
ironyofchokingonjacksdick:

A sentence I never thought I would read

ironyofchokingonjacksdick:

A sentence I never thought I would read

1 week ago on August 21st | J | 152,156 notes

thedyingdays:

-eliesaab:

Elie Saab Haute Couture F/W 2014-2015

Yes, please.

1 week ago on August 21st | J | 34,179 notes

thechristinastory:

That is the best reaction ever.

1 week ago on August 21st | J | 228,500 notes

foodffs:

Creamy Chicken and Corn Chowder

Really nice recipes. Every hour.

1 week ago on August 21st | J | 814 notes
1 week ago on August 21st | J | 155,658 notes

foodffs:

Roasted Asparagus and Mushroom Poutine

Really nice recipes. Every hour.

1 week ago on August 21st | J | 764 notes
Tagged as: #recipe #dinner 
did-you-kno:

13 isn’t the only popular unlucky number. In China, the number 4 sounds similar to the Chinese word for “death,” while the number 9 is bad luck in Japan because it sounds like the Japanese word for “torture.” Source

did-you-kno:

13 isn’t the only popular unlucky number. In China, the number 4 sounds similar to the Chinese word for “death,” while the number 9 is bad luck in Japan because it sounds like the Japanese word for “torture.” Source

1 week ago on August 21st | J | 2,757 notes