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Jersey girl too smart for her own good creates a tumblr world full of hilarity, abs, and food porn. Finds herself a lot funnier than she actually is. Has an affinity for Darren Criss and Harry Potter. Plays instruments. Plays sports. Does things. Complains about being a poor as fuck Engineering student. Complains about crappy weather. Complains about life. Always starving. Always sassy. Always making grammar errors. She doesn't care. She loves it.
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strawberrygrave:

champagnewithpapi:

"I coulda dropped my croissant"

THIS IS LITERALLY MY FAVORITE VINE

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chocolateinthelibrary:

So my family stayed at my aunt’s beach house last weekend and

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there

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is

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literally

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a Harry Potter-themed

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reading nook

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in the cupboard under the stairs

2 hours ago on July 22nd | J | 289,690 notes
Europeans: I drove forty minutes to the Netherlands for some groceries and then I popped into Germany to see some of my relatives before driving back home.
Americans: I was in Florida, I drove for nine hours, now I'm still in Florida.
#australians: i drove for nine hours #now i'm nine hours away from home #no one is here #the streets are empty #how did this happen #where has civilisation gone #i am alone in the universe #oh wait no there's an echidna it's okay
3 hours ago on July 22nd | J | 461,126 notes

katiekatkkm:

I can’t decide if Taylor or Nikki’s reaction is better

4 hours ago on July 22nd | J | 1,183,964 notes
ramblingsofanintrovert:

lesbianvenom:

there’s something really interesting in this passage that I wanted to point out Trelawney assumes that Harry was born in midwinter because of his “dark hair” and “mean stature” and “tragic losses so young in life” Tom Riddle was born in midwinter, is describe in CoS as resembling Harry, and his mother died right after his birth Harry has a piece of Voldemort’s soul in him that’s why Trelawney made that assumption

TRELAWNY WAS ACTUALLY A GREAT SEER SHE JUST MESSED UP SOMETIMES AND ACTED A LITTLE GOOFY SO NO ONE TOOK HER SERIOUSLY

ramblingsofanintrovert:

lesbianvenom:

there’s something really interesting in this passage that I wanted to point out
Trelawney assumes that Harry was born in midwinter because of his “dark hair” and “mean stature” and “tragic losses so young in life”
Tom Riddle was born in midwinter, is describe in CoS as resembling Harry, and his mother died right after his birth
Harry has a piece of Voldemort’s soul in him
that’s why Trelawney made that assumption

TRELAWNY WAS ACTUALLY A GREAT SEER SHE JUST MESSED UP SOMETIMES AND ACTED A LITTLE GOOFY SO NO ONE TOOK HER SERIOUSLY

5 hours ago on July 22nd | J | 99,714 notes

darren forgetting the words to colors of the wind

6 hours ago on July 22nd | J | 1,991 notes

@DarrenCriss: There’s a tiny dragon fly in my room. I’ve named it Ted. Ted likes checking himself in the mirror. You look good, Ted, chill.

7 hours ago on July 22nd | J | 488 notes
thrithwig:

king-of-the-casuals:

I’m just gonna let the world figure this out

thrithwig:

king-of-the-casuals:

I’m just gonna let the world figure this out

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strivingking:

When you’re feeling down and out, REAL friends be like

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11 hours ago on July 21st | J | 45,705 notes

collections that are raw as fuck ➝ zuhair murad s/s 2013

12 hours ago on July 21st | J | 47,430 notes
Tagged as: #pretty #dresses 

riddlemetom:

the 7th harry potter book was released july 21st 2007 that is exactly 7 years ago today

today’s the day to make a horcrux y’all

13 hours ago on July 21st | J | 40,635 notes

firecausesfires:

This still is the single greatest one liner movie, ever.

14 hours ago on July 21st | J | 440,127 notes

An Infinite List of Favorite Collections - Paolo Sebastian S/S 2014-15 Haute Couture

15 hours ago on July 21st | J | 14,471 notes