screw you today
screw you tomorrow
screw you forever
im getting a haircut today
strand #1043 its getting longer than the rest
Chase Utley makes a heads up play to catch Yasiel Puig trying to score.
fun fact: “nolo” is latin for “do not want” so if someone says yolo you can say nolo and they’ll think its just a stupid comeback but in all actuality you’re speaking latin which is classy as shit so haha the jokes on them
and it means “(you’re) embarrassing” in finnish so it’s double joke on them
The more you nolo
dont you dare think
for even a second
that nobody saw you
when you decided this waS AN ACCEPTABLE WAY TO PARK YOUR VEHICLE BECAUSE I SAW IT OKAY I FUCKING SAW IT YOUR CRAPPY PARKING JOB IS ON GOOGLE MAPS IN FRONT OF THE ENTIRE WORLD
how did you find this
i like teachers like this
The primary teaching of every religion? Don’t be an asshole.
Freestylin with The Roots!