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Jersey girl too smart for her own good creates a tumblr world full of hilarity, abs, and food porn. Finds herself a lot funnier than she actually is. Has an affinity for Darren Criss and Harry Potter. Plays instruments. Plays sports. Does things. Complains about being a poor as fuck Engineering student. Complains about crappy weather. Complains about life. Always starving. Always sassy. Always making grammar errors. She doesn't care. She loves it.

Things that you don’t learn at school.

42 minutes ago on September 15th | J | 19,184 notes

alilshifty:

I need a part 2 to this

1 hour ago on September 15th | J | 405,954 notes
Tagged as: #never forget 
warningstandbygo:

thetrekkiehasthephonebox:

sirenlovesong:

ariannagrandeofficial:

big-chicken:

cat cat cat cat cat cat cat cat cat

this cat lives in a show horse barn which is why it walks and runs that way

THIS CAT THINKS ITS A HORSE

horse horse horse horse horse horse horse horse horse

#something you should know about me#is that when i watch this#i judge this cat’s movement#it would make a very good saddleseat horse if it wasn’t a catI’m laughing at those tags.

warningstandbygo:

thetrekkiehasthephonebox:

sirenlovesong:

ariannagrandeofficial:

big-chicken:

cat cat cat cat cat cat cat cat cat

this cat lives in a show horse barn which is why it walks and runs that way

THIS CAT THINKS ITS A HORSE

horse horse horse horse horse horse horse horse horse

#something you should know about me#is that when i watch this#i judge this cat’s movement#it would make a very good saddleseat horse if it wasn’t a cat

I’m laughing at those tags.

2 hours ago on September 15th | J | 567,291 notes

itsstuckyinmyhead:

Cats and Tumblr

3 hours ago on September 15th | J | 223,635 notes

realitytvgifs:

Can we talk about Sean from Project Runway?

YES PLEASE!

4 hours ago on September 15th | J | 3,031 notes
wilted-scenes:

Milky Way over South Dakota (x)

wilted-scenes:

Milky Way over South Dakota (x)
5 hours ago on September 15th | J | 292 notes
polite-homeslice:

uncomfrtable:

why father

how to properly raise a kid

polite-homeslice:

uncomfrtable:

why father

how to properly raise a kid

6 hours ago on September 15th | J | 214,809 notes

"your full name without an E,F,R,S,K,I,M,L,C,A,Y,N"

7 hours ago on September 15th | J | 172,881 notes

sadurday:

i love it

8 hours ago on September 15th | J | 224,800 notes

modestmgmtofficial:

everything’s so funny when u use the wrong measurement:

  • 5 gallons of homework
  • mouthful of lint
  • 20 degrees of facial oil
  • 7 pints of china
  • handful of fergi
  • 60 mph of dad
9 hours ago on September 15th | J | 103,246 notes
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tastefullyoffensive:

"I guess I have to give him credit…" -texaspuffin

tastefullyoffensive:

"I guess I have to give him credit…" -texaspuffin

12 hours ago on September 15th | J | 9,800 notes

tsartorial:

first things first i’m image

13 hours ago on September 15th | J | 453,359 notes

Reblog if one of your favorite characters has ever died.

trashclown420:

image

Rest in peace, Mongo from Shrek 2. Your life was fleeting but you will never be forgotten.

14 hours ago on September 15th | J | 139,257 notes