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Jersey girl too smart for her own good creates a tumblr world full of hilarity, abs, and food porn. Finds herself a lot funnier than she actually is. Has an affinity for Darren Criss and Harry Potter. Plays instruments. Plays sports. Does things. Complains about being a poor as fuck Engineering student. Complains about crappy weather. Complains about life. Always starving. Always sassy. Always making grammar errors. She doesn't care. She loves it.

iainyoungmoney:

i-wontdance:

Ballet Dancers in random situations Part 2 of 9. Photos by Jordan Matter

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http://iwontdance.com

OKAY BUT NEWSIES IN THE SECOND TO LAST ONE

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Maybe life is just weekend with Dad. Then when you die, you go to mom’s house.  
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redathene:

AVPS really captures the subtext in the HP books.

:) ;)

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You know, funny story: There’s this craft store called Michaels. Look, my sister knits, and she goes to Michaels. So my sister called me and she’s like, “Oh my god, I’m at Michaels, picking up yarn. You have a poster at Michaels.” I’m like, “What?” She’s like, “There’s a poster, there’s a Falcon poster at Michaels.” I’m like, “Holy s**t!” She’s like, “I’m gonna come and pick you up, and we’re gonna see your poster in this store.” So she picks me up and we go to Michaels.

We go in, and I see the poster and I’m like, “Oh, this is….” She’s like, “I know, I know.” I said, “I’m gonna sign these posters.” I was like, “That would be amazing, you buy a poster and it’s like, actually signed by the Falcon.” Like, it would blow my mind. So I go to the front, I buy a Sharpie, I run back to the back of the store. And she’s like, “I’m gonna take a picture of you signing it.”

I’m in this store and I’m signing all the posters. The manager comes out, he’s like, “Hey, whatcha doing?” I was like, “Oh man, I’m signing these posters so when people buy ‘em, they’re signed.” He’s like, “Well, people are not gonna buy ‘em if they’re signed.” And I was like, “No, no, no, it’s cool. I’m pretty sure there won’t be a problem.” And he goes, “Yeah, but it is gonna be a problem, you’re messin’ up my inventory.” And I’m like, “No, my man, trust me. I mean, I’m the Falcon, that’s me!” And he goes, “Yeah, right. You’re gonna buy those posters.” I said, “What?” He’s like, “You’re gonna buy all those posters or I’m gonna call the police.”

He rolls up all the posters and goes to the front of the store. And I had to buy like 60 Falcon posters that I signed in Michaels.

Anthony Mackie getting in trouble for signing his posters at a Micheals  (x)
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Banana Oat Donuts with Chocolate Ganache

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Banana Oat Donuts with Chocolate Ganache

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im-thirstyy:

shinnomew:

my-littletony:

vixen7:

I’m crying.

ITS BACK

"You’re the worst friend ever" in a monotone voice
I’m very happy

this video keeps me going

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furuyasatoru:

when u get a cute button up shirt and u think it’s going to fit and it does but. but then. u see it.  The Thing

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pancakebird:

an art tutorial

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myfoxdfw:

what if god was one of us just a stranger on a bus

myfoxdfw:

what if god was one of us just a stranger on a bus

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koxix:

where is the warning that says “this is irreversible”

koxix:

where is the warning that says “this is irreversible”

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edwardspoonhands:

capitolsjay:

this guy is systematically undoing the world

The La Brea Tar Pits translates to “The The Tar Tar Pits.” Los Angeles is terrible at naming stuff.

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givemesomeknope:

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